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didyoueverhear·Did You Ever Hear?byamanaftermidnight

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Linus the Tech Tips? [LMG scandal]

I thought not. It's not a story the Quick Bits would tell you. It's a TechTube legend.

Darth Linus was a dank lord of Tech Tips, so witty and so wise, he could use the views to influence the media group to create...Labs. He had such a vision for the Labs side that he could even keep the sponsors he cared about from lying.

The dark side of LTT Labs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful, the only he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, his apprentice dissed a competing channel he knew, then his competitor killed him with straight facts and logic. Ironic, he can save others from death, but not himself.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midiclorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could keep the ones he cared about from dying.

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He can save others from death, but not himself.

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didyoueverhear·Did You Ever Hear?byamanaftermidnight

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Twitter the brand?

I thought not. It's not a story the blue bird would tell you. It's a 𝕏 legend.

Twitter was a microblogging website, so powerful and so concise, it could use the tweets to influence the Internet packets to disseminate...news. It had such a broad reach onto the masses that it could even check the ones it cared about from lying.

The capitalist side of big tech is a pathway to many eventualities some consider to be unnatural.

It became so well-known, the only thing it was afraid of was losing its branding, which eventually of course it did. Unfortunately, Elon Musk bought off majority stake in the company, killed the blue bird, and replaced it with a letter. Ironic, it can save other brands from death, but not itself.

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