If we could only fix that veto issue... And the parliament issue... Someday hopefully :')

"We CaNnOt mAkE tHeM wAtErProOf."

Galaxy S5 starts laughing

at the expense of everybody else

That sweater looks so RULEing comfy!

Man könnte sagen die Linke ist auferstanden aus Ruinen und der Zukunft zugewandt...

At least Ecosia delivers

"Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?"

sudo zypper in firefox

I veto that

Nah, I don't. Making fun of it doesn't mean I'm using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, ...)

Or the spider droids of the Confederation of Independent Systems' army

Still better than: "Can you borrow me your charging cable? Oh, you got USB-C. Well shit!"

Sie hätten uns wenigstens zu diesem Rave einladen können... Steht schließlich "Dem deutschen Volke" am Eingang!

Bro is being gaslighted by Instagram ads lmao

Yes, I wouldn't care if it was occasionally (1/20 or 1/30), but it's more like 1/3 and always the same sub narratives and the same people joining in with their pre-written comments they already used in 5 memes or so. And I don't want to tackle someone specifically as I have seen various examples on all political sides.

And it's not that I'm apolitical. I just don't think I need to convince anyone that my personal beliefs are the only correct ones out there. Our fundamental views and beliefs are being shaped by our environment and our personal experiences alongside many other factors. You may have certainly had other experiences in life than me and that's perfectly fine.

Sometimes when seeing a political comment I'm thinking about only replying "Cool 👍" regardless of whether I agree or not... Better than writing half an essay wasting another hour of valuable life time for literally nothing.

Good, you deserve a pet :3

Now this does put a smile on my face

Super Switch would be a nice homage to the good old SNES

Let's saw off Europe and push it towards New Zealand, there is still space in that ocean and no Kremlin nearby, may the US, Russia and China have fun.

If that finally gets me laid, not having a beard is a sacrifice I am willing to make