I leaked through my pad last night and found myself dabbing bedsheets with hydrogen peroxide at 5.30am. FML

Couple of croissants and a pint of milk, if you'd be so kind!

Yeah I know but I'm trying to be good.

A pack of 6 or 8 doesn't realistically last much longer than 1 or 2. And if they sit around too long they'll go stale, and that's a waste so I might as well eat them.

And that's how I put back on the 3 stone I lost during lockdown. 🙄

Alright, grab me 568ml please. 🙂