Only this idiot, who has no self identity and changes her personality every other day, would think it’s cute that her daughter is acting the same.

PMDD is back! Honestly shocked she didn’t include an affiliate link for the little cloud 🤣

thrift shopping is “nostalgia browsing” to her. Though we know she never browses, this lady couldn’t go a day without making a purchase.

I’m very stoned so forgive me if this makes no sense, but I was just thinking about the rumour that she’s going to be on Amazing Race Canada.. maybe her partner on the show is Cagla? And they’ll try to spin it that they’re just friends and fall in love on that show?

Confused why a collab with a straight mother of 4 who does absolutely zero advocacy work would be “PERFECT for the girls/gays/theys” 🙃

She’s just so predictable, making this all about her.

I’m sure this was hard for most parents - many who won’t see their kids for months. But it’s so thoughtless to cry about it on her public platform.. her daughter is in a new place trying to make new friends, I’m sure some follow her mom 🫠

Bragging Barbie, asking which size suitcase she should bring on her free trip

What about this does she think is new for her? An oversized outfit with an affiliate link is exactly what I expect from her.

Spotted commenting on another influencers photo that a lake in Alberta is the top of her bucket list. Made me laugh that she’s never been there as a Canadian (I’m Canadian too and travel within is very expensive) but flys to Florida multiple times a year.

She really goes out of her way to be sheltered.

She’s also continuously taking opportunities from less fortunate families who can only afford these items second hand. I’m all for thrifting, but she is currently a wealthy woman who can afford to purchase these items new if she really needs them. But we know she doesn’t, she just wants to brag about her purchases and seem relatable 🙄

Every time she records herself trying a food or drink, she says “it’s SO good” within a second of putting it in her mouth.. no time to actually taste and form an opinion. Everything about her is fake, even her reactions to food 🤣

“How is she real” 🙄 They treat her like she isn’t!!!

Todays grift is for a sauna 🙄

Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.

One of the people who Briony has asked to come wedding dress shopping with her is Birdie’s neighbour?!

No mention of the kids, and up at 4 am to do a full face of makeup including fake freckles 🫠

Where has this new goose obsessed personality come from? Is it a Tik Tok trend or something?

Why does she sexualize everything she does?

Did she just learn a new word? Everything today is “unreal”

Is it possible for her to talk about anything without reminding everyone how it affects her or how she experienced it first?