Sounded to me like what they meant was basically as a friendlier option than death. What's absurd about it if you weren't saying it's too little to live on?

Studios are 100% hoping people will assume the recent ruling in his favor proves he's innocent on all the counts.

The problem there is subbing to all my communities on each instance. It's getting to be a longer and longer schlep through that community list to find the ones I want. Plus I might have conversations going on multiple instances, which I will not remember to check on or even which instances I have a conversation going in.

Who is Santa in this analogy? And why is a teenager talking to Santa? I'm lost.