Biden is boring and poor for ratings. Biden has dementia!? That's ratings!

Trump: (Ratings intensify)

Literally every day from 2016 to 2020 there was a new scandal. Some new horrible thing he said. It was never ending. Then there was January 6th and it was finally quiet. Quiet for nearly two years....

RNC: if you announce your candidacy, we won't pay your legal bills.

DOJ: About those classified documents.....

Trump: I'm running for president!

RNC: ...

Trump: RNC needs new leadership, here's my daughter in law. Also all funding goes to me first.

RNC: Trump is your God Emperor!

...

Supreme Court: Trump is your God Emperor!

Project 2024: Trump is your God Emperor!

Project 2024: Submit and there won't be bloodshed!

CNN: Yes!!!

MSNBC: Yes!!!

Idk if I believe that.

We're about to see a lot of "unlikely voters" turning out....

And to think, running the same guy who tried to cling to power with a self coup after losing the last election in a landslide to the guy you lost to 4 years ago who's supreme court justices "Roe is settled law" brought about headlines of suffering and skyrocketing teen pregnancy.....

Anyway remember that foreign policy is about power, not morality. And if "both sides are the same" no, one side is corporate shills and the other are fascist sycophants.

Not voting for Biden or Not Voting is a vote for the Christian Caliphate where white is right but only if you're a straight male. Everyone else can stay in the kitchen or go to the camps. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes

Well, given that the vast majority of these folks are aligned to a particular political party.... And it's an election year during covid/flu/rsv season...

Carry on!

Well, since nominating convicted felons is in vogue now, Hunter Biden 2028?

Awww poor Musk. Maybe stop helping Russia by giving them access while denying Ukraine. Also fuck you for ruining Twitter .

Edit - apparently coverage on the Crimean coast was never activated. Still dickish for helping Russia. They're sanctioned up the wazoo and this might come back to bite him. Starlink is a recipient of US Federal Assistance and that can easily be leveraged.

I really hope that they do.

Because I am worried about the camps.

No no Trump, you need to carry this baby to term!

This. So many of our problems would be solved by saying that we love our sons and that we're proud of them.

Two things that I never heard from my Dad.

And he never heard them from his.

I don't fucking care. You find your son right now, look him in the eyes, tell him that you love him, and that you are proud of him.

Ultimately these experiments are reserved for people who are ineligible for traditional heart transplants. This person was granted an extra six weeks with their family which is easy to overlook but the family likely cherished every moment.

Seriously. Everything causes cancer which has the unfortunate effect of dulling the fear response but it is good to know. If you want to sell your product in California, which is where silicon valley is, you need to observe their safety standards.

And thank the EU we might actually get right to repair.

Elon can block EU for Twitter if he wants to but it's probably going to cost him even more.

America's Hitler, Meet America's Goebbels.

It's a pity that Dondalph Shitler didn't spend time in prison, he could have written Mein Kräp.

I remember sharing porn on floppy disks in highschool. I didn't have Internet yet so a few of my friends were gods among men.

Click here if you're over 18?

Not much has changed there. Unless you live in a nanny state of "small government" and "save the children". Bitch you turned out fine! Let em rub one out in peace.

Seriously. It might not have been political at all.

When John Hinckley Jr took a shot at Reagan, he was trying to impress Jodie Foster......

https://youtu.be/ogp4o1d4p3E?si=yzTdwdadV7Qcdjy9

GOP on November 6th: Why is the count taking so long!? There must be fraud.

Since the small counties are easier to count, they will be done first and when the "dump" from the cities come in, it's fraud!

(Or if they find the fraudulent ballots that these GOP operatives slip in)

There is no criminal designation for domestic terrorists.

I wish that I was joking.

They're literally unable to act because domestic terrorist isn't codified into law.

I wonder if that has anything to do with half of Congress counting on their support......

If he gets time in jail he could write a book about his struggle. "My Struggle"

Thanks to Bush II, medical device manufacturers are immune to class action lawsuits!

Yay Capitalism!

My Dad had the leads on his pacemaker fail and caused his heart to be repeatedly and continuously shocked.

Leads were replaced but guess who paid for that?

It wasn't the manufacturer!

You know what they say about the left handed.... They can't do anything right!

TY TY I'll be here all week!

Unrelated, I switched to fapping with my left hand two years ago and now I can't switch back.

Unfettered? No. Feral cats often aren't cared for and live suffering lives. They have significantly shorter lives. They're domesticated animals and aren't suited to life in the wild. We bred that out of them. They fare better than dogs, but they deserve better.

I just buried one that some asshole dropped off near my house. My dog doesn't do well with cats and I found them scrapping in the yard. I pulled them apart, literally the cat had several claws stuck in my dog's face. I went out a few times to make sure that it was ok. After about 20 minutes it was gone. Three days later I go out to see my dog barking at the road. It seemed like the cat was back. Either running away from my dog or distracted by her, it lay dead in the road. It has been run over by a car or a truck. Blood everywhere. I put my dog in the house and scooped it up into a bucket and buried it with my shovel.

This wasn't just some feral cat. It was friendly and had known the love of people. Unfortunately, that love wasn't enough to do what was right. It deserved better. This happened about a month ago and it still bothers me.

Get your pets spayed and neutered. If you can't afford to house the results of your irresponsibility, then at least do right by them, and make sure they go to loving homes, instead of dumping them off at someone's farmhouse in the country.

Gentoo: you compile your mother from source, and then give birth to yourself.