Edit: it's been found. Apparently it was misplaced during a busy day and they were afraid it was stolen.

Keep an eye out, I guess ☹️

I'm looking for a tele or strat style guitar with a 24.75 or Gibson scale roasted maple, satin finish neck, compound radius roughly 12 to 16 inch, hardtail, non wrap around bridge, HH or HSS (or H90)?

PC part picker may have spoiled me in this regard but why isn't there a page with a filter-able list of makes/models/year/feature/whatever that lets you search for your favorite spec'd instrument?