Cool so we can just make up our own rules now. Well, all Microsoft products are freeware now because the same reason this guy

Why does this guy get to run for president when he appears to have committed millions of dollars in fraud? Shouldn’t that be jail time for anyone else?

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

Libertarians think taxation is theft. Be sure to tell them every time they use a road, a hospital, a sporting ground, drink clean water they are stealing from the government and any one who paid more tax than them

Here you go friend, have some free drugs

I don’t know what a homestuck fan is but I don’t approve. It’s unatural and not how god intended people to be, even if it does occur naturally.

What about hunters laptop? That’s still going to be a huge deal right? Right??

Dude looks like he’s tired of giving a fuck what the press thinks. Good for him

I’m ok with this one staying

He might still fit because you would think clark Kent’s humour would be very dry and mostly rely on timing. The contrast would be great having the silliness come from the CIA characters who could be extremely animated and frustrated. I can only imagine the scenes about the CIA agents trying to explain to their boss why they keep failing

Constant lying, killing puppies. Seems like she’ll be very popular with republican voters. The fact she hasn’t left already shows there’s at least some truth to it

I believe this explains why a lot of us have developed tinitis. Experts point to headphones and loud music as the cause but I theorise that out of shear survival instinct we had to develop super sensitive hearing and the ability to separate the smooth sounds of a saxophone and moaning with the distant sound of a car door or car tires pulling into a gravel driveway

Can’t wait for them to tell us to stop being fuckheads and ruining the planet

I’m going to post this on 4chan

That’s dumb. It was probably aliens

Great point, because the energy used to heat your office and power your train are imaginary

Not really. It’s way way less than that

Conservative = Regressive. The worst part is that they only pine for it because of nostalgia and nostalgia has a tendency to be viewed through rose colored glasses