I've never got the whole 'Look! An area of outstanding natural beauty, let's throw our shit all over it.' idea.

Well bone loss is one way to get rid of the weight...

I remember one a few years ago. I often see the ship they tried to hi-jack moored up near me.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s going to help with the asylum application.

Good effort. I didn’t use any mulch last year. This year I just have one chilli plant. I haven’t got the time to tend to a veg patch at the moment.

I love deer. When I go hiking I always keep a look out for deer and take my son to see the deer when I can. I love their elusiveness. We also have a white deer in the herd near me. He’s quite the beast.

Tell me about it! I got into in the spring and by the end of summer I was done.

I grew a load of stuff last summer and it was a bit of a pain with the water shortage and heatwave.

This year I'm growing chilli's because they are aesthetically pleasing.