If America is a bus, Democrats are a driver trying to "safely" deliver us to Death Valley. Republicans are a bunch of crazy passengers trying get us there by driving the bus off a cliff. And despite the fact the Republicans haven't been restrained, the Democrats keep driving the bus on a cliffside road and wont let anyone off or listen to anyone trying to change the destination of the bus.

Yes, I know this is a tortured metaphor.

This would be my entire yard, so clearly I can't match this but it's a nice design I could adapt.

This garden is awesome, actual goals.

I'll probably be underwater on my house when it all collapses, seeing as I bought 3 years ago. But hopefully it'll help some other actual human beings.

I am placing my bet on microplastics.

Nazi's and Confederates always losing the only war they're in.

They've "patched" the security hole. Does support bot still have access to password resets?

Yes?

Just got to find a new way to social engineer the support bot.

As in explosive collapse

This is one of those vanishingly rare scenarios where Civil Forfieture actually makes sense.

You literally programmed your property to commit a crime that endangers the general public.

Sometimes my hometown doesn't shit its pants and faceplant. Though I've been bothering them about this shit for months.

I dunno man, I can actually tell just by the way my chest feels if they've installed defeat devices when driving behind a diesel truck.

Yes, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

Now that's how you herald an apocalypse.