Given Putin's threats, maybe this is his new weapon delivery platform?

"Apparently if 1985 by Bowling For Soup were released today, it would be about 2005. Anyways, here's what that would probably sound like. " - from their description because I couldn't phrase it better myself

Currently discussing this with my Bulgarian partner, apparently this is a normal breakfast in tomato Europe, either with or without feta cheese. I'm from potato Europe and have never heard of this madness!