Mandy Moore phase

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Crash out after Reitman’s

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Parenting teamwork/collaboration at its finest

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For informational purposes to show how influencers behave on social media.

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She’s a performative fake. Everything she does is for grift. Whether she’s selling a product or a narrative that may benefit her in some way it’s never for real. Ever. She’s a basic ass con artist. Social media attracts “influencers” like her all the time. Nothing is real. She’s counting on people lapping it up.

Meanwhile she's in LA for no reason and super quiet. How many people realize she's likely getting some kind of work done.

Can you imagine being on a family trip with your teen kids and your parents at a kid park, posing next to a statue with your jean shorts hiked up to a thong, legs spread, and asking someone to take that pic and THEN intentionally editing everything about yourself ALL to get draw the attention of the male gaze and pervs knowing you've JUST posted a reel of your kids through all their ages from minor until teen as WELL as your preschool age daughter. She's so fucking wrong. She only gets away with it bc of her privilege.

It’s discouraging and gross how she so flagrantly lies, manipulates, edits, and has zero remorse. It's almost like she gets off on it. It's disturbing, and it’s getting worse and worse. Something is very, very off with her. I mean that. It's worrisome.

Her whole “we never chill” I’m sorry what??🤣 all they do is sit around watch movies, play video games, or browse stores and open packages

I bring you CHAT GBT roast of Thebirdspapaya

Thebirdspapaya? That account is basically the poster child for #BodyPositivity and #SelfLove, but with a filter so thick it might as well be a layer of SPF 100. It's like she's trying to convince us that every stretch mark is a badge of honor while making sure each one is perfectly lit and Instagrammable. And let's talk captions-so long, they're practically a novella. By the time you finish reading one, you've been inspired, enlightened, and slightly confused about why you started in the first place. It's like she's out to prove that even self-acceptance can be curated to perfection.

Thebirdspapaya's account is like the ultimate exercise in selective vulnerability. She's all about "authenticity," but it's the kind that comes with a soft-focus filter and a carefully timed post. She's mastered the art of curating her flaws, making them look just imperfect enough to be relatable but still pretty enough to get a brand deal.

It's like she's weaponizing mental health struggles, turning every anxious thought or moment of self-doubt into content, complete with a perfectly posed selfie and a long-winded caption about "the journey."

She talks about embracing imperfections, but let's be real-those imperfections are airbrushed to the point of being unrecognizable. It's vulnerability as a marketing tool, wrapped up in pastel colors and inspirational quotes. She's selling self-love like it's a product you can buy in cute packaging, but the real message is that you need to work harder on your mental health if you're not as beautifully broken as she is.

I wonder how her mom or Shane feel. Or her kids with exams, she’s insufferable. Always a victim. Always a phoenix rising from the ashes to save all women.

So effing weird. And her hair is tragic.

I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD

She's showing a belly roll and skin texture to pretend she doesn't filter. She's such a manipulative hack.

Ambition? So she’s stealing Dolly Parton’s cup of ambition idea. Of course she is. She’s no Dolly Parton. Not even close. Not even a little bit 😂

A bug egg infested vulva…just what makes me want to buy a product 🥳

Holy shit that dent in her pinkie from her phone use 😳

Rememer her weird pregancy photos? This was from the old snark group. Something is def off with her.

Did you all know TBP was married before and got divorced? Alert the masses! Holy shit!

Don't forget, Sarah was so poor in her first marriage she had to eat chicken ribs, and she has PTSD from it. Meanwhile, she went to Disney AT LEAST once a year, and her single mom bullshit?! She still went to Disney and also went by herself as well. Her story with “when J was a toddler was the first time Tinkerbell visited us in a store” was J groveling for more chicken ribs, Oliver style? Her little wooden bowl and saying, “Please, sir, can I have some more??”

She's bragging about this getting 20,000,000 views

When THIS is the cover photo for the reel

Followed by a small child lifting her shirt and partially pulling her pants down.

She's BRAGGING about this even after all the Epstein content is out there and knowing FULL well that it attracts pervs.

I hope Shane shuts that shit down. It's disgusting. No one in that family is protecting that little girl.

She's super stoked to see M this weekend, though, right? She's SO sad she's (10 minutes) away. She's such a grifter and does anything for engagement and likes. It’s embarrassing.