Man, I don't even feel comfortable grabbing my own plate at a buffet.

I'm something of a proprietary blob myself.

Actual police in small towns are way closer to Reno 911 than Law & Order.

That's just from the ruins of Old New York that New York is built on top of. The mutants down there are a steampunk society.

Even outside of their space, when they "argue" it had generally been posting giant, random images that had little to no context followed by walls of emojis. Which is why my blocklist is mostly Hexbear users.

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi!

I just hop over to another instance federated with lemmy.world so the content never stops. The fact that one instance can go down but the idea and collected communities remain up on others that are all connected together is tits, man.

To be fair, if a dog is better at basketball than you maybe it's time to try a different hobby or practice harder next year.

I want to know when and why younger people seem to think that blocking inherently works both ways. It's almost never worked like that. If you block someone, you are hiding them from your sight; not hiding yourself from theirs. This is the most common way blocking works, with very few sites working the way OP thinks it should.

"I am a full on citizen. I was born here. My parents were born here!"

"Birth certificate was revoked."

Take that, 5th graders. I'm smarter than y'all!

I haven't seen a good AMA on that sub for over 5 years already. This, to me, is like hearing that someone shot my already dead dog. Upsetting, but I had already moved on.

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

I was on RIF right up until it started giving 429 errors. RIP RIF. RIP Reddit. Fuck Spez, the greedy little pig boy.

I am 100% confident Zuck would win this. He's in better shape. He's younger. He's actually a cybernetic organism with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

The laser produced power? How do we harness that so we can power the world with lasers? 🤔

My brain turned the onomatopoeia into the opening percussion sounds from Down Under by Men At Work.

So, uh... You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

Meme is more about looting but hear me out:

I wish more fantasy RPGs used their own player conveniences as more than just player conveniences. Like, FF7's big "what the hell" moment when you can't just use a Phoenix Down on Aerith.

Dragon's Dogma has spoiled me on this. You can revive any fallen named NPC if you have a wake stone. They even get put in a special room for you to visit if you forget their body long enough, so you can never lose a vital NPC while still having chaotic, emergent action with monsters rampaging through town.

I wish I could at least be like Ed and too stupid to understand how shitty it is here.