Disney probably doesn't care if this argument holds in a court of law. If it does, jackpot, they now have a get out of jail free card due to case law. Their main objective is to wear down the plaintiff financially or mentally so that they drop the case.

Miniflux is likely to tick most of your boxes. It's self hostable and can download the full article without extra clicks / having to visit the source.

Isn't "roadman" more specific to London, and more of a voluntary lifestyle choice than a chav?