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Satan's cat loves getting brushed, like all very regular cats
Edit: Is it irritating to read multi-page comics as one long strip? I know I can put the pages in the post, but is there a way to let users swipe through multiple pages on Lemmy?
Cat Toys with Death
Charcoal is a cat with the brain of a cat and the power of a god. Today, he shows Satan's friend a fun trick!
Tricks and Treats
Charcoal is a cat with the brain of a cat and the power of a god. Today, he shows Satan's friend a fun trick!
Tell the story of your first race
Here's mine:
I don't think I had ever run that fast before in my life. It was Christmastime and all the runners were given jingle bells. At the time, I was still a beginner and I was used to stopping frequently throughout my runs. So I'm jogging, lots of people passing me, I'm also passing others. It's pretty cool. Then a kid passes me. Then another. And some more.
That's cool too, I expected that. There are bound to be elementary school children faster than I am. What I didn't anticipate was how many would keep pace with me.
I was tired and wanted to stop running. Then I looked down to find myself adrift in a sea of babies. I remember kids falling during laps in my formative years. Stampedes! Pile-ups! Only disaster could follow my stopping. They'd trample me, they'd trip, and we'd all fall down. Other races would have to avoid a tumbleweed made of a 4th grade classroom and what they assumed was the teacher, all going jingle-jingle-jingle. I dare not trust the coordination of myself and these cookie-fueled chaos factories. I had to keep running!
Anyway, eventually they split away from me and the rest of the race is a blurry lung-burn-y memory. I got a cookie and a finisher though.
So, what's your 1st race story?
Kaibyō, supernatural cats of Japanese mythology
On the right, the auspicious maneki-neko. On the left, the calamitous nekomata. And below, the bakeneko. She sings.
To enhance your reading experience, imagine this, but annoying.