I can advise Pichai to lick my nuts

"y'know, maybe Reddit and Twitter are on to something"
-Unity CEO, probably

If you look closely, you'll notice the Unity logo is constructed of 3 arrows, all pointing in the directions that their user base is going

Guess what!
There's a whole generation of old men about to pass away, most of them tradesmen. And in my experience, crotchety and unwilling to teach.

Because this generation generally has less interest in trades, likely from being viewed down upon (see above), there is going to be a severe shortage of people working in the trades.

This will possibly mean two things:
Companies are going to scramble desperately to get new apprentices, so -good news- more jobs. But, expect a startling lack of quality in the years to come.

Why was Epic even interested in Bandcamp in the first place??

This fucking blows. Start downloading all your music you've bought, you soon won't be able to own anything online anymore.

At the self checkout (cuz they cut their cashier staff) : "Would you like to donate a dollar to Children's Stollary Hospital?

THE BALLS ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

Goddamn, Nestle is RUTHLESS

How... how could you possibly start trying to profit off of a major resource for accessibility to movies. That's scummier than scummy. Fuck you OpenSubtitles, you're the fucking Elon Musk and Steve Huffman of deaf people everywhere. Get absolutely fucked.

Wait, this isn't loss...

With the world going back to coal, I'm surprised they're not considering using asbestos as fake snow again

Tell me you don't speak French without telling me you don't speak French

"Employs" does not mean "Fairly Pays"

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Just play Black Metal, they're wearing corpse paint anyway

I miss being able to hold my phone comfortably in one hand.

This stupid propping it up with you pink sucks ass and isn't natural.

I get that they're basically super computers in your hand, but fuck man

The new "Social Creddit Score"

Everyone in that thread has Stockholm syndrome. They're so used to being force fed shit that they couldn't possibly believe that an online platform could be run any differently than Reddit.

And, everyones total misunderstanding of the fediverse. Yea, no wonder it's all tech people here, dumbass

You're already unpopular, Linus. You swept a workplace sexual harrassment scandal under the rug, were called out for your lack of proper testing, and your data is constantly incorrect.

My wife is deaf, and I take this VERY fucking personally. This is predatory to an already (unfortunately) overlooked demographic of movie lovers, I will absolutely rally against this bullshit.