The cat went and found the fire extinguisher, but decided to not use it. Food bowl has been low lately.

Depressing counterpoint: some people know a whole schools worth of people who has seen a mass shooting.

Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won't leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

Maybe they'd have competitive pay if their field was competitive instead of a monopoly.

We did it once in 1982, we need another Ma Bell breakup. They should have been busted up two decades ago.