This reminds me of the time I bought a bottle of Adderall to study for my midterms and ended up wasting a week doing shit like this and masturbating.

There’s absolutely no reason to be an ass here.

Last time I disappointed two people at the same time was dinner with my parents.

I love when my partner pisses on me.

Especially if they eat something that makes it smell different like asparagus or coffee.

The brunette, she looks like she could be trained to sustain herself on my ejaculate.

What’s going on with your mouth and hand there?

Little hats or googly eyes are a nice touch too.

I was team curly black until the last picture now I want thick mommy asian to tell me I’m a bad boy.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

This looks inefficient.

Right, left looks like a piece of wonder bread and probably a similar personality.

Those are the best tits on Lemmy.

I like it but I can’t afford it.

Right has those good birthing hips.

You’re still the hottest woman on Lemmy!

Both of them.

She’s got that three mile pussy.

Every time I eat my wife out she farts.

Team blue.