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I mean, yeah

Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

Went something like -

Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

Guy: Yup, that's me.

Cop: Why didn't you call 911?

Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?

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language rule

In German the word for alone is Allein as in "all one". It blew my mind that it's the same in English.

In Ukrainian the word for Trident is Trizub, literally "three tooth". Again, it blew me away that it's the same in English.

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Apolitical

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Does anyone know what is up with this trend? I notice so many people starting with "I'm not political" and then get super political. I notice this paired with rogansphere references too.

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Anyone miss all the colors?

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I read a while ago that people are sharing cars more and more. While someone may love a hot yellow, their partner may not, so they both settle for a grey. The market has gone from "I love it!" to "I don't hate it..."

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Two sides

A friend told me a story, in college he was in a dorm going down the elevator and as the doors close he heard a girl on the floor sobbing, "I don't know why I waited a week to take the morning after pill!"

He gets down to the dorm's lobby and sees a big buff dude say to his friends, "Yeah I don't know why the fuck she waited a week to take the morning after pill!"