Pinky was Brain's minder

Cirez D fucking hits hard

Backwards hat wearers 🤝 ponytail havers

I didn't even know there was a second form of magnetism

That's how they do sports!

...in PRISON

I see a guy shaking his fist

Ahh you fucker

When a man and his mother love each other very much...

Females

In a sane world, Israel would have every right to protect itself from humanitarian aid ships that were bound for another country.

Top kek

If this is legit (lol) then the real answer is split up, and stay single until you find someone who you'd never refer to as 'bitch'

I'm not particularly enamoured with that man and his sheep

Neither are wearing seat belts

They also reduce noise pollution

And reduce the propping of petrostates

And can be fueled, in theory, almost anywhere there are buildings (including your own home/work)

And that fuel can also, in theory, come from fully sustainable sources

They also help normalise the usage of renewable energy (this is a factor that shouldn't be overlooked, imo)

And the joke's alternative anti joke punchline:

The bartender served them both water, because he fully understands everyday human interaction and translated the request as intended.

Adjective ✅

Noun ❌

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

Cassandra... in Greek mythology was a Trojan priestess dedicated to the god Apollo and fated by him to utter true prophecies but never to be believed. In modern usage her name is employed as a rhetorical device to indicate a person whose accurate prophecies, generally of impending disaster, are not believed.

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