Yes, it's very meta.

A hand is only worth $1200?

Raccoons giveth, and raccoons taketh away.

Yes, but they may not get an A+ if they do.

You've put an absurd amount of thought into this, and I appreciate that.

Introverts unite... online. Separately.

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

I have a 12 year old laser printer that I got for $3 from a garage sale and I'm riding this baby into the ground. Every year or two I get some generic toner for about $15.

They've "gone too far" telling schools to feed all hungry children? It boggles my mind that these people can't see they're the bad guys.

Snake snacks = No

Celebrating librarians is a wonderful legacy!

https://twitter.com/prageru/status/1414253901428236288?lang=en

I don't think it made any difference, it's just other people's responses to it. There is a video, if you have the time, patience and temper.

Yeah, nonsense would've been a better word. Or word salad, it doesn't get said enough.

This sounds totally reasonable, maybe the time frame is even a little too long for people over 80. Like it or not, your body, sight, reflexes etc do change.

Yes, my cat stands watch outside the bathroom when I'm in there. On my way out, I make sure to say "Thank you, Bathroom Guard".

His front legs have a deformity and they're being splinted to straighten them.

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

You know what you did, you fiend.

Thank you for sharing, it's a lovely memory.

Nothing a good wash can't fix!