Hot. I love your body.

I hope this trend includes you posting ass pics.

Fuck, that's such a perfect body, and your beard is really cute too. I'm glad to see a chubby guy post here. I haven't seen any others so far.

I assumed it was supposed to be some sort of light hearted jibe at the size of your own dick, but judging by your post history, you seem to have plenty to work with.