cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27466597

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Title: Mime News

Post: Reality is - I talk, but I talk French. People dislike that so I keep my mouth shut.

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Title: Mime News

Post: Reality is - I talk, but I talk French. People dislike that so I keep my mouth shut.

Darmok reference caught me off guard in Stellaris.

Also fuck you Microsoft for scrubbing Paint3D from existence.

Transcript: A sketch of Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy holding a submachine gun and wearing kevlar looking bewildered.

Someone posted this masterpiece and had to share.

Transcript: A sign marking the area as a tow-away zone. On the sign is a sheet of paper asking if one is an anarchist, with questions asking if one holds anarchistic ideals. The paper has been vandalized in pencil with sarcastic and hostile remarks.

I like Reed but man, his ego is bigger than the Delphic Expanse.

Transcript: Screenshot of YouTuber's uploaded videos with each video titled Daily Rumbleverse News with an incrementing day counter. Each video is under a minute long.

He is determined. 🙏 https://youtu.be/vq_2RkpUeQU?si=x2BR3VFX4Hvf6H1E

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A customized Jeep with a rainbow pride flag and a license plate stating "SKITLS".

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A robot waits by the side of a tram station as they finish updating their software. The robot states their update is finished and crosses the walkway just as the tram resumes it's journey, launching the robot across the screen.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13777524

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A child asks his two fathers how they met. One father replies “oh, he was a real gentleman…” as if the start of a long story, while the other has a thought bubble with a video of an invisible entity saying “Gay, Gay, Homosexual” in the cover of darkness.

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A child asks his two fathers how they met. One father replies “oh, he was a real gentleman…” as if the start of a long story, while the other has a thought bubble with a video of an invisible entity saying “Gay, Gay, Homosexual” in the cover of darkness.

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STOP DOING ENGINEERING

STATIONS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN POWER

YEARS OF TOMFOOLERY yet NO REAL-STATION USE FOUND for CONTRAPTIONS and DOOHICKEYS

Wanted charged APCs anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SOLARS"

"Yes, please give me a radioactive crystal. Put it in the space station" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the research and materials we give them (This is REAL ENGINEERING, done by REAL ENGINEERS): [3 images of electricity generating setups with question marks below them]

"Hello I would like [image of a singularity] please"

They have played us for absolute fools

This template lives rent free in my head.

Oops, forgot transcript.

Transcript: The character Gul Dukat from Deep Space 9 on a video screen with the top text: "ATTENTION BAJORAN CITIZENS"

Bottom text: "YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO EVACUATE TO THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE"

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Message above: Chinese Proverb, Confucius says man who run in front of car gets tired, man who runs behinds car gets exhausted.

Partly cut off message below: i lost my sun tzu book, guys someone stole my Art of War book and i really need help finding

Transcript: Text bubble with "The bodies have woken up again." above a snowman that looks distressed.