Männer hocken eh nur vor der Glotze und trinken Bier ohne Ende, oder? 📺🐵🍺🤣😅 Keine Männerabteilung, weil es keine fröhlichen Familien mit denen gibt! 🤣🤣 Ich sag's euch, seit ich meinen Ex in die Wüste 🏜️ geschickt habe und mit meiner besten Freundin zusammenwohne, ist das Leben 'ne Party! 🎉💃 Lass uns weiterhin unser Ding machen, Mädels! 💪👯 Ich gönne mir jetzt erstmal nen Spritz 🍹

GaLiGrü, Jutta aus Meppen 😘

Why does the fighter escort waste the space on its wings?

sudo apt-get install consent

Sometimes the market demands blood

Looking through the AMA feels like talking to an ex, after you both already know it's over and there is no coming back.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

I like the story, and I like the afterlife it implies. Where everyone gets to be the god of something after they died.

Although that will lead to millions of gods, so maybe it's best not to think too much about that.

There is: [email protected]

So they're carry-on only seats with no extra baggage?

Deswegen bin ich in Kassenschlangen grundsätzlich nur auf ![email protected] unterwegs.

Schnapspralinen?

Here's a more readable version:

He wants to watch discovery channel

So 8? Her two inner wolves, the two baby wolves and their two wolves. 2+2+2*2=8

Das ist diese alte Plattform, auf der man landet, wenn man sich bei feddit.de vertippt

I'm sorry, but management doesn't approve any refactorings or rewrites, they only approve hotfixes and don't budge, it's been that way for millions of years.

Why do I hear dark souls music?