That's my girl self trying to drown me, further proof that I am totally cis and should stay away from all things feminine

When she cute but uses a proprietary os 😵

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

That's funny, I feel.....nothing at all

Surely there's a cream or something to prevent this, right?

it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket

That's why I hang out here. It's where the normal people are

"No-no, it's never really crossed my mind"