I, on the other hand, do not.

Over the years I’ve collectively heard six short blasts. Two more blasts and I’ll have the full set and need to start evacuating.

Aliens view earth like the rest of us view Australia

8 was almost a year ago, we’re on our way to 9 now.

I’m starting to think there will be no forced mating

To be fair, it hit an all time high two trading days before Altman was fired. Luckily the market was closed over the weekend, and the issue resolved in Microsoft’s favor before the market opened. Way cheaper to have the lead and a written intent from 80% of the brains stating desire to follow than having to license an external company.

I’ve been going with “The Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter”.

Sad pipet noises

I feel like I’m about to be one of the lucky 10,000.. anyone in the mood to enlighten me?

You seem malnourished, are you suffering from internal parasites?

We were on a break!

Washington has a Poo Poo Point

Gramma likes to air dry after her showers

Four people in and still nobody told him his tag was sticking out..

Why does Fetterman, the largest Senator, simply not eat the other 99?

What gets me is not only the error, could be an easy mistake depending on basic implementation, but someone had to type out that error message.

When the ad is playing you may see Sponsored X:XX and a little i in a circle in the lower left corner. Click the i. This will give you the ability to block or report the ad as appropriate. It will also show you what category has been associated to you as to why you received the ad, you can say if you want more or less ads of that category.

The iOS mobile app has a bug currently where you need to quit the app and come back after doing this, but it does block the ad and you won’t see that particular cut of the ad again. Unfortunately unless it’s a mid-video ad, or from a channel you’re subscribed to you will lose the video you’re watching as it hasn’t made it into your play history yet. But if the ad was mid-video your video can be resumed via history. For clarity, the video still exists, it’s just hit or miss if the video will be in the curated randomness they present you for you to try starting the video again.

This is a pretty standard curve for a recently discovered thing. Everyone is curious what it is, tries it out then a percentage decides it isn’t for them and goes elsewhere.

I had to be pretty stubborn to get into Lemmy, never received the verification email (likely due to sudden server load) and no way to retrigger it, so had to wait until the new version came out. Apparently that removed the login block. Not to mention the filter on my account defaulting to showing no posts (needed to set language filter to include undetermined and my language), so it was kind of a rough entry.

But this number isn’t total accounts, it’s active accounts. So that means people who have logged in at least once during the last month. The accounts still exist from when people came to check it out, but if they decided it wasn’t for them or ran into issues like I did and didn’t return then they’d fall off the active user list.

New products face this curve all the time. Steady growth, discovery spike then retained user drop back to steady, hopefully accelerated, growth with a higher baseline than before.

I don’t think chicken nuggets are standard either..