No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he's gonna get thirsty

That kind sir would be a failed attempt at seduction

Is this a sex thing or a cat thing or both?

Nah bro those are the extra rare ones there are only 10 in the world

Hey bro do snakes take shits and if they fo how tf do they?

Wtf Do they eat the kids ?

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

"Food" is a bit of a stretch don't you think

So does tom want to netflix and chill 😏

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

I already did

I Also got a test and it was positive According to my mom it apparently getting a positive result for HIV test is bad smh

Yeah she does have alot of holes

Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn't stopped me before from beating my meat to it

I am watching corn right now while creaming

Bro murder is illegal

Yeah i typically don't call anyone i love pussy i prefer "Titties" more especially with my kids.

Mine commit war crimes

Ayo bro aren't these for kids.

It probably tasted like an old woman's pussy with a hint of peanut butter