If buying isn't ownership then pirating isn't stealing

Way I see it, it was either give it to you or let it go to a landfill.

He is legit JP from Grandma's Boy.

That's exactly why I got a vasectomy. If it really comes down to it adopting is the better choice since those kids are already stuck existing so might as well just try to make the world slight less miserable for them

Big Mac = cake

No I believe it's "I have an uncle who does yoga"

Meanwhile, I'm an atheist living my whole life in fear

Cool see ya in 2 days

I really hate the way that tally is set up

PRIMUS SUCKS

Every time this comes up it needs to be pointed out that he did not pay for 9 peoples vacation, his boss did.

Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?

As far as I can tell the group was trying to bring the barbarian back to life. But the counterspell prevented it. So barbarian stayed dead

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me

Give yer balls a tug

Absolutely this. When I'm depressed there's no way I have the energy to cook or clean up what I cook with. The knowledge of having something to clean while I'm feeling like shit just makes me feel more like shit.

The guy who voiced him is going to play him in the show

Yep I'm bad at math so would be bad at the game, but damn that's really cool. Like when he was first doing it I was amazed at how good he was just eyeballing everything

Ahh that reminds me of an episode of The Boys

I suggest the ones home Depot sells with the yellow handle on one side, it's much more comfortable and helpful on the harder to cut stuff. Cut through coax with them like nothing.