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Ordering food [Roonie the Rabbit]

Alt text: CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable. | CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

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Death [WarandPeas]

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  1. The Grim Reaper stands in front of an eerie, gloomy landscape. He says: "I'm the great equalizer."
  2. He walks towards giant skulls in a toxic landscape: "The last true, socialist principle."
  3. He now sits on one of those giant skulls: "I'm inevitable and come equally for all."
  4. He stands in front of cryogenetic tanks with people floating in them: "Damn cryo billionaires!"

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