Open her breast

I'm not a surgeon. Even if I were, why? They're quite nice the way they are.

Think of all the lost ones that couldn't be said because the kid was too young for them yet.

Only if you don't have someone like me to keep warm with.

I'm calling foul!!! I was enticed to click on this post after being told there'd be a mustard couch wearing lingerie! Instead, there's some chick wearing it! WTF, OP?!?

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Holy crap, I'd like to give her an extra curve up front!

Well, my envelopes have never looked more boring. Where do I get some like these?

Oh, mother - may I?

I think too much sun worship is gonna be regretted someday.

Simply perfection!

Just watch bc ur outta my league.

Only one cup? But there are two that I want! Can I get away with it just this once since they're a matched set?

Absolutely gotta be where it's meant to go. Nothing is sexier to me as a guy than a partner who's so into being with me that she's willing to risk becoming pregnant. And then there's the benefit of how horny she becomes when she IS pregnant. Oh, momma - those lactating tits, especially!

You can watch all the chick flicks you want - I'm looking at the chick I wanna watch already!

That looks more like a phone to me - where do you see a SpongeBob fan?

I think you meant the hottest!

Holy crap, she's gorgeous!

Hard to tell - can't see their pubes.

She sounds like a video game trying to take all that.

Will you giggle like Elmo if I do?

I'd like to make a mess OF you.