Wait, that references something that actually happened?

edit This?

https://www.runtime.news/how-a-500ms-delay-exposed-a-nightmare-scenario-for-the-software-supply-chain/

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?

Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

I’ll take a stab at this. The guy has clearly been grievously injured to the point where he’s “lucky to be alive”. The dude is lying there with a breathing tube, probably in horrible pain and everyone around him is saying how “lucky” he is. He probably doesn’t feel very lucky! ;)

Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

I was thinking it would be better if you could use the tool to disable windows features.

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

He looks as orange as Trump!

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

I read something from someone on the internet who claimed to work with bear-proof garbage cans and apparently it’s harder than one might expect. There’s some overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people.

I’m sure the bears are more motivated, but still…

I would assume I was mentally ill and having delusions. Is anyone else seeing this?

You can see his dick through the robe?

I’m not sure, but I think the guy REALLY didn’t want to clean his fridge.

It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

Jesus fuck, just let go!

He's going to need to be in a wheelchair

He’s never liked exercise, just like many of his fellow Americans. Man of the people!

drooling

He’s got someone to wipe up the drool, that’s job creation!

and unable to talk

He’s the strong, silent type!

before anyone in the right concedes that there may be an issue.

I don’t know if this will happen, unless he loses too many elections (??) and they suddenly drop him like a sack of hammers.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.