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pillow_talk·The Cool Side of the PillowbyPillowTalk420

Welcome to the Cool Side of the Pillow

I'm just messing around with this stuff. I used Reddit to just comment and talk to others more than really looking at posts. The posts were just a kicking off point, really.

But it was all so... Anonymous. I was there 10 years and didn't really make a friend. Maybe I can find friends here, in my own little community.

IDK WTF I'll post though... Other than random-ass thoughts and scribblings, I'm not a memer or anything. Most likely, I'll probably just use this space to vent.

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The phrase "best thing since sliced bread" should be "the best thing since splinter-free toilet paper"

Fun Fact: Pre-sliced bread was invented only 2 years before splinter-free toilet paper, which leads me to suspect the reason sliced bread is "the best invention ever" is because some people were wiping their ass with the sliced bread instead of risking a splinter in the sphincter.

It may also explain the term "shit sandwich."

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pillow_talk·The Cool Side of the PillowbyMeowerMisfit817

ANOTHER Greentext style story of mine!

(this happened before I was even alive tho)

be my dad
at work
have lunch pause
friend asks him to buy him some medicine
gives him an envelope with the receipt, the money and a paper that says "Buy It At the Pharmacy With The Ugly Women" (he called the pharmacy that way)
Okay, he helps his friend and buys it
His autism makes him forget the paper inside of the envelope
Dad gives the pharmacist the receipt with the note inside
She side eyes him
"Do you really think that about us?"
"What?"
She shows him the paper
He embarassedly explains the paper wasn't his
Now he's known as "The Guy Whose Friend Called Us Ugly" there

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