Why the fuck does it burn so much? Noses have mucus in them all the time and they feel just fine, what the hell?!

Water is the fountain of life and you're telling me that my nose gets all Wicked Witch of The West about it?? Where's the damn logic?!

And how am I even supposed to go underwater without holding it?

Just don't breathe through your nose haha

NO YOU FOOL IT GOES IN, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WATER DOES! If there's a hole in a submarine, water goes in. If there's a hole in your face, water goes in. You could be aiming a blowdryer at a submarine window and water would still rush in, so how the fuck do you weirdo supernatural ass people somehow block water out your damn noses, hands free?

Fucking witchcraft that I don't know how to do, that I wouldn't even have to do if water didn't burn fucking noses

End rant

I hate it when i boil eggs for breakfast, and they crack. I hate it the most in the morning when that happens.

I hate people who walk around the city and get stuck in their phones, especially in crowded places. They can walk and stop in the middle of the road staring at their damn iPhone.