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lemmy.ml

The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

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This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

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I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).

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sh.itjust.works

If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.

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If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.

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My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

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There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.

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