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Getting a two-to-one return rate on heads is unheard of, but the best executioners have been known to do it

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lemmy.world

And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

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I want to keep him alive, but everyone stops talking about him online, and when he tries to speak IRL everyone shushes him.

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Put him on the first rocket to mars but make sure you filter the news feed from earth to scrub out any mention of him at all, and replace them with sentences giving credit to his subordinates.

He'll go full shining within a year.

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