Spyke

Every Step You Take is so far on the right that it doesn't show on the chart.

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lemmy.world

"I Will Always Love You" is further left than I would have expected it to be

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Bittersweet memories, and not being what you need right now clouds the message compared to other songs on here.

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Agreed, it should be at least "yes" for both "do I like you" and "do you like me" but "no!!" for "do I like me"

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lemmy.world

Creep by Radiohead and Creep by TLC both kind of work here. Huh.

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Think you're kind of neat, then she tells me I'm a creep.

Yeah, I think all three could fit there. Or close enough, anyway.

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I'd like to see a sequel to this comic that actually does plot the trajectories of songs that have story development:

  • The Pina Colada Song
  • Fairytale of New York
  • Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
  • Paradise by the Dashboard Light

etc.

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lemmy.world

Yeah seriously why is it in the unclear/neutral category for "you like me" instead of "No!"

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pawb.social

Whose POV does this describe for Somebody I Used To Know?

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lemmy.world

The independent variable (horizontal axis) represents the singer's sentiment, so the chart is from the singer's POV.

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But they both think the other is to blame for their breakup and feel ambivalence towards the other.

He doesn't need her love, but she's cut all contact and wants nothing to do with him. That makes him feel like she never cared for him.

She feels neglected and gaslighted, realizing that he was hung up on an ex before her, and just doesn't want to put up with any more of his bullshit.

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What does it say about a person who can hum or pick out almost any of these songs but never could have plotted a single one?

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I would have placed "That don't impress me much" further left, actually.

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I kinda love this. I think this could become an organizational system for all relationship songs, sort of like the Dewey decimal system.

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xkcd #2870: Love Songs | Spyke