Amazon is asking workers experiencing hardship to write a letter to its company mascot, Peccy, this holiday season so “some of their holiday wishes can come true”.

True Christmas spirit right there. Totally not a dystopian shit show at all.

Amazing that they can still think of new ways to demean and humiliate the workers who make their profits.

Peccy, I've thought about what I want long and hard...I want you to swallow a box of razor blades and drink 2 handles of cheap tequila. 🥰🧑‍🎄

And yet not one manager's car is on fire in the parking lot.

I owe my soul to the company store.