This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.
We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we've been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.
A bunch of trucks drove by honking all done up on Christmas lights. It made me happy that humans put pretty things on our mechanical horses and go around to everyone’s huts showing them.
I tried to throw my love vibes their way. Many blessings on their house.
The other billion having exactly identical experiences seems like the bigger story here
This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.
I wish I could corral all those sluts into one pile. I'd have a lot of fun with myself.
We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we've been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.
We've been invaded by the Borg!
So 1 billion people smoked weed and are doing mental gymnastics to not see themselves as wage slaves with no real future? (like me)
One of the billion checking in
That number seems woefully underreported....
Some of them even got to experience dying in gaza and ukraine!
A bunch of trucks drove by honking all done up on Christmas lights. It made me happy that humans put pretty things on our mechanical horses and go around to everyone’s huts showing them.
I tried to throw my love vibes their way. Many blessings on their house.
The mechanical horses fuel is currently killing the majority of species on this planet.
Some of them experienced less of today than others.
#eight
I'm taking a unique shit right now.