If I was ever somewhere that polar bears also were around, I'd never leave the bunker without having some kind of snacks on me that I could give the bear to leave me the fuck alone. Surely they would take the handful of already opened slim Jim's than the still living and kicking fat Jim that is me.
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I can see how this could be considered wholesome, but to me this just looks like the last thing you see before you get torn apart and die.
Forbidden nose boop.
You're allowed once.
What you see before an agonizing and violent death
Nah, polar bears don't torture, they're far to efficient. You'll be ultra murdered without pomp or waste and they won't even find a blood stain.
Face to face with a monster.
True, this bear is in danger.
Do you have any games on your phone?
Why fren shape if no fren??
"Are you food?"
If I was ever somewhere that polar bears also were around, I'd never leave the bunker without having some kind of snacks on me that I could give the bear to leave me the fuck alone. Surely they would take the handful of already opened slim Jim's than the still living and kicking fat Jim that is me.
The most dangerous boop
Felt cute might tear you up later IDK 😂