Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis
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Homie, I couldn't even afford the life milestones building up to the midlife crisis, let alone the midlife crisis itself. Lmao
20 years ago: I'll buy a Ferrari!
Today: I guess I could add an ice cream to the groceries if I forego breakfast cereal for a week
Look at this person eating breakfast. I remember when I could afford that.... hahahah....oh
Isn't this community meant to post satire? This article seems 100% accurate to me.
Anyone else concerned about the implication of having a midlife crisis at 30?
If we manage to live past 60 we'll starve and freeze because we'll be well out of money at that point. 30 is the actually a little late for midlife.
Is that a yes?
Yes I'm concerned the millennial in question is having their breakdown well after midlife.
I wish they said what this person’s primary job was in the article.
Wait goddamnit. I read the entire thing and it was completely realistic. I’ll see myself out
Maybe you can’t. I have a decent job and bought myself a 300€ inflatable kayak. And a life vest too!