It's a repost from other sub but the platform doesn't show that for this post because I changed the link so it shows the image directly on lemmy. Sorry for the post being misleading about the author. :/
I... um... Are they trying to code spam bots themselves? Are they THAT cheap, and, judging by the results, THAT talentless?
I almost feel like we should tell them that there are places you can pay to have others do this "professionally". This almost bypasses Funny and goes straight to Sad/Pathetic.
Wow, this is so pathetic. As if five star reviews would make the people more willing to accept and use their steaming pile of shit app. Shit stays shit, no matter how many 5 star reviews.
What do you want to report? Appstores remove bad reviews under premise of "bomb reviews" (or something like that) for corporations to unhurt their fillings. They did it for example with tiktok.
Report the individual reviews by long pressing on them and report the app to apple by tapping "report a problem" at the bottom of the app description page. If enough people do this maybe apple will take action. Not sure what the steps are on Android but I'm sure they're similar.
I opened the play store to figure this out for you and my wrist got tired scrolling through all the 1 star reviews. if they're buying reviews they're paying too much.
I saw this posted maybe on Friday and back then people said theyd report those and told others to, so is possible that they got removed already (or maybe there werent many)
Hey, Jeffery Tromp is a friend of mine and I can vouch for his review and confirm that he’s not going anywhere else but he’s
Mine too, and I can vouch for the other's reviews and their
These fake reviews are getting on my
hey it's me aliyalcorwin, let's get together tomorrow to
LMAO
the quick response to the hospital is your family doing over the phone
This is the first time I have a friend who is it an adult and I don't know what to.
That's what I'm saying to the other person that has a new one in there
so this is a real thing huh? i wonder what reddit will do next...
they're gonna say "It's reddit time!" and start redditting everywhere
announce a redditor appreciation day and give everyone 30 free gold coins
Saw that days ago. You missed the chain of 7-10 reviews that said “OK” all conveniently on the same day.
Report then, and at the very least, make them as unhelpful.
It's a repost from other sub but the platform doesn't show that for this post because I changed the link so it shows the image directly on lemmy. Sorry for the post being misleading about the author. :/
Oh I didn’t mean that as a repost. I mean I actually saw that on the app store a few days ago.
Ah, gotcha, this sentence confused me then:
UK Play store keeping it real :-)
Can't afford to pay mods, but have plenty saved for fake reviewers smh
I... um... Are they trying to code spam bots themselves? Are they THAT cheap, and, judging by the results, THAT talentless?
I almost feel like we should tell them that there are places you can pay to have others do this "professionally". This almost bypasses Funny and goes straight to Sad/Pathetic.
Wow, this is so pathetic. As if five star reviews would make the people more willing to accept and use their steaming pile of shit app. Shit stays shit, no matter how many 5 star reviews.
This thing basically perfectly described by the "You can put lipstick on a pig" saying.
Jesus fucking Christ that’s pathetic.
Im wondering why they didn’t take the three seconds to make more convincing translations? It feels like Pre GPT AI lol
ELIZA
Yo where does that one user wanna get the boys in?
u/spez's basement...
Can't this be reported?
What do you want to report? Appstores remove bad reviews under premise of "bomb reviews" (or something like that) for corporations to unhurt their fillings. They did it for example with tiktok.
I mean faking reviews is literally violating laws in some countries, so it's not like there's no basis.
Thanks for giving me the idea to go rate the reddit app 1 star
Pretty sure apple must have rules in their App Store about this, right? Can they don anything? Like, hiding it in the App Store as retaliation?
Why do these reviews read like snippets from some sort of Frankenstein-esque Lorem Ipsum created by hitting autosuggest options on my keyboard?
Markov chain maybe?
Went there to leave my own 1 star review and decided to check these out. Even the 5 star ratings are complaining about how shitty the app is lol
Most of them say things like "the ads are intrusive and the whole thing is bloated and slow BUT I LOVE REDDIT AND THIS IS THE BEST APP EVER"
I guess the only thing people hate more than a worthless garbage app is the slight inconvenience of trying literally anything else
Shocking news.
Good morning and I hope you are having a stroke of the week
Considering the things spez has done like trying to prevent people from removing their data while breaking the law, this doesn't surprise me at all.
This just in: you were all wrong! The piece-of-shit app is actually great! Guess now I know.
How can we get this to hit a headline. That’s hilarious
Is it maybe because the rating is getting below 4 stars? Does that create any issue ( like its not in the first results or something...)
Make a sentence out of these words. Surprise, big, not.
Big words surprise, a sentence of make out. Not these.
Report the individual reviews by long pressing on them and report the app to apple by tapping "report a problem" at the bottom of the app description page. If enough people do this maybe apple will take action. Not sure what the steps are on Android but I'm sure they're similar.
I opened the play store to figure this out for you and my wrist got tired scrolling through all the 1 star reviews. if they're buying reviews they're paying too much.
I saw this posted maybe on Friday and back then people said theyd report those and told others to, so is possible that they got removed already (or maybe there werent many)
Same. I don't see anything but one star reviews.
2.2M downloads and only 3.3 stars. You gotta be really shitty to have that low of a rating at that volume.
Gotta pump up those numbers for their IPO