Spyke

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You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?

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kbin.social

no happenings if use oven with built in timer

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Also when your oven sends an alert to your phone when it’s done.

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kbin.social

Emergency room spray while trying to not to spray food with it at the same time. Anyway, all in vain.

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By the way, for the second time you've learned that you should put the burnt stuff in a properly closed bag, but still better if you take it out of the house as soon as possible. Thanks to this maybe the smell will last for fewer days.

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picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza

JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."

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Good news is there's barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.

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You reached the end

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