Spyke
lemm.ee

How do I achieve this in life? Real question. I’ve always wanted bats as like pets or at least a relationship like this with them. How do I do this?

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cybervseasreply
lemmy.world

Become a wildlife rehabilitator. Bats are terrible terrible pets.

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Pinklinkreply
lemm.ee

I know…. I done some research to try and achieve this goal…. But thank you for your answer. I now have to go do more research. “Hey Alexa, where is the nearest bat rehabilitation center?”

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Sylverreply
lemmy.world

If you do find one nearby, you can always offer to volunteer some weekly hours. They probably always need some shit-shovelers!

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JadenSmithreply
sh.itjust.works

Could you... Keep the shit? Is that allowed?

I mean, free guano. I can use it for my.... Exotic plants....

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I’m sure you could just slip some in the ol’ prison wallet

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