MMonkCanatella sh.itjust.works4Hide 4 replieslol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp32Reply
SSon_of_dad replylemmy.worldYeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker5Reply
SSon_of_dad lemmy.worldI saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier19Reply
Emerald (she/her) lemmy.worldImage Transcription: Twitter Post 🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer [Diner] Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: im a police4Reply
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I thought the joke went
My kid: shoots a brown person
Its "shoots dog"
I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D
I'm so proud of you son 🥹
lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp
Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker
Me or OC?
Probably OC, unless you edited the text.
I steal meme ;)
I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier
Is that common then, for cops to eat free?
I want McDonalds.
Not even for a free meal...
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer
[Diner]
Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free
*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*
my 6 year-old: im a police