Spyke

It's only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.

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Hopefully you've given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she's so cool

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My son just turned 5 and calls me "bruh" when he's playing Minecraft. Otherwise it's papa the rest of the day.

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kbin.social

I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft

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M137reply

I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It's just deeply off-putting.

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Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid

Mostly because I'm my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don't feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it's always the same old story when I encounter these men.

Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.

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Can we PLEASE differentiate between people who enjoy daddy or mommy kinks in a consensual fantasy setting with partners that are also into it, from people with deep psychological trauma relating to their parents that comes out in the vulnerable setting of sex? (one can be both obviously)

Is this that hard people?!?? facepalm

If you are having sex with someone with "daddy issues" or "mommy issues" and that reflects some weird way through their sexuality in a way that extends beyond fantasy into the realm of problematic behavior that is entirely a different problem and it has nothing to do with someone's "kink" at that point.

Yeah if partner just throws a kink at you without preparing you or determining if you might be interested in acting it out, that is shitty and honestly approaching the realm of violence, but don't throw other people who are into the same kink under the bus who would never just launch you into some weird shit without making sure you were onboard through a framework of consent.

Kinks don't make rational sense, they are the tension between rationality and desire. They are all disgusting, transgressive and shocking. If you don't like it fine, but wondering why anybody would be into it if you find it disgusting doesn't really get you anywhere.

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Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them

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Harvey656reply
lemmy.world

My partner calls me daddy and she's older yhan me, so... what does that make me???

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lemmy.world

I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me

I mean... it's pretty common for people to call romantic partners "baby", I don't see how that's different

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I've been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.

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I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.

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kbin.social

You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.

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MudManreply
kbin.social

Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.

You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.

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You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.

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Bonus: you'll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. "I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an' Josey robbed from the bank, Pa."

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It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.

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lemmy.world

Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though... It's funny. People think this is a new thing. It's just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?

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Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing...

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I'm a bit older than you.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn't imagine...
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
Time to play.

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sh.itjust.works

Sacher-Masoch (of "masochism" fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of "sadism" fame) in 1740. So it's probably not a new thing, no.

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That's sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit

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poppyreply
lemm.ee

When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him “dude”.

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haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered "dude" so everything was dude

we see his father and we are like

"whats up dude" Him: "Im not a dude!"

we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies "I'm not YOUR dude, I'm your dad!"

I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?

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If he had said "I'm your daddy" it would be clear why now they're just a couple that you used to know.

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TheBlue22reply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Slovak

Never heard anyone using "Tati", "Tatino", "Otec" or whatever other combination of those in a sexual manner.

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GNU Dudereply
lemmy.world

Dobrý večer, nečakal som že tu nájdem aj Slovákov

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Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.

Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣

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lemmy.world

you’re my mom, not my dom

This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice

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super niche

Imean... One would expect, no?!

you have no choice

You're not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it's funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando ... but I'd never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)

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“You’re my mom not my dom”

Great now I’m dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid

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lemmy.ca

You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.

porn music starts

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lemmy.world

Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.

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Dad feels great to me, not really sexualized and casual.

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sh.itjust.works

Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.

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Strikerreply
lemmy.world

No. Its a real world thing as well. I slept with a one woman that kept calling me daddy throughout the whole thing. Granted it did turn me on so...

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K0W4L5K1reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

My wife calls me daddy. i have a kid who also calls me daddy and I have zero issue with that. I am able to seperate the worlds

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I wish I don't even have kids yet Its still a big turn off Floods my brain with junk and it's frustrating lmao

Also might be ADHD related

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Nar. I'm not here to figure that out. I'm just going to leave that shit alone.

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WarmSodareply
lemm.ee

They even change the titles of older porn now so it's all step family related. It's dumb.

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jtkreply
lemmy.sdf.org

10 years ago:

  1. Pornhub list a bunch of vids with "step" in the title on the front page
  2. Every single visitor clicks on them
  3. Pornhub concludes everyone likes step family videos without ever testing any other theme and issues a company wide initiative to promote the step family theme until click numbers start to drop

Present day:

Click numbers are still growing.

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Two birds one stone.

It allows them to serve the niche kinkers and more common people.

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alexander, @whosalexander

the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

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kbin.social

I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.

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sh.itjust.works

Contextual and regional, but pop is more common (where I'm from) for your own father, whereas pops is what you might call an older man if you wanted to call them old.

"alright pops" == "ok boomer"

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mobreply
lemmy.world

Just curious. Would saying something like "youngin" be considered a slur as well then?

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Seems like anything could be a slur if used in an offensive context then, right?

Like, if I said "okay tomato", you could take it as offensive it in turns tomato into a slur.

I guess I'm just thinking while typing here, but if that's what a slur is, maybe we need a new term for contextless offensive words?

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