If one was to use the terms strictly cladistically, then to my understanding, ducks would be considered a type of fish, being descended from them if one goes back far enough. The reverse of fish being a type of duck cannot be said. Therefore, I hold that in the case of a fish-duck, there is a stronger case for the creature being considered a fish, than it being considered a duck, and therefore, this is a fish.
They'll go well with my Pepperidge Farms Fuckle Duck cheese crackers. National Lampoon did a whole parody of products that could incorporate the word "Fuck" into them if and when it becomes socially acceptable to use the word fuck all the fucking time.
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Its a rare Fush Dick
Fuck this dish I'm trout.
later generations of pokemon got weird huh
it evolves into a dinosaur duck that breathes poison
a dick
Huh?
Go on
Fick. Or dush.
dush is if it is dutch. fick if it is finnish.
This reminded me of that thing that flushes water into vaginas
It's name is similar sounded iirc
Anthony Hopkins?
What thing?
Edit: oh wait I got it
Yes, it's either a dish or a fuck. Or a fick. Take your pick.
Dush
Shoot I missed that one. DUSH.
Stan Duuuuush.
That's a goosh. Look at that bill, it's not even close to the right shape for a dish.
That's a platypus
Platypuck
It's a fish I'd like to duck.
If one was to use the terms strictly cladistically, then to my understanding, ducks would be considered a type of fish, being descended from them if one goes back far enough. The reverse of fish being a type of duck cannot be said. Therefore, I hold that in the case of a fish-duck, there is a stronger case for the creature being considered a fish, than it being considered a duck, and therefore, this is a fish.
Except there's no such thing as a fish...
Not only that but it's mostly fish with a little duck. Using letters as percentages of the animal, it's more likely a Dish than a Fuck.
When "do the dishes" takes on a new meaning.
Probably just the latest take on the Spinosaurus
Depends how drunk I am. This time of year, very easily both.
Simply put, yes.
What a weird looking platypus.
I think that's a world record pleonasm!
That dish fucks
It's a fudicksh.
Why do I sound like I speak Luxembourgish all of a sudden?
I'm a sick fuck I like a fish duck
It's a fuck as in what the fuck is that, and it certainly isn't a dish to look at.
Dish is my way to fuck up
Cook it and you'll get a fucky dish.
They'll go well with my Pepperidge Farms Fuckle Duck cheese crackers. National Lampoon did a whole parody of products that could incorporate the word "Fuck" into them if and when it becomes socially acceptable to use the word fuck all the fucking time.
I don't give a dish.
This is a great way to get kicked out of a cooking competition
It isn't. Or, rather - it shouldn't.
How does it taste? I mean if it taste bad I would say it's not a dish.
Also: what is it called?
Robert
The answer is: Yes 😏
Duishckf
Dickfush