rpgmemes·RPGMemes byGormadt They brought a presentView original on lemmy.blahaj.zone583Comments12Reply
pancakes sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyOnly a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.34Reply
spudwart spudwart.com1Hide 1 replyNah, you don’t understand. Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep. The treat isn’t a request. It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.30Reply
Gormadt replylemmy.blahaj.zoneSpoken like a true cat servant Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree13Reply
nifty lemmy.worldThe cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.24Reply
Jonny kbin.socialIf the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.15Reply
ccasmael lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesPlot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.7Reply
CCrul lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyCredit: Dave Coverly: Speed Bump for November 20, 2022 - GoComics RSS Feed: https://rsshub.app/gocomics/speedbump4Reply
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Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
Spoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.
Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
we call those kobolds
Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals
Credit: Dave Coverly: Speed Bump for November 20, 2022 - GoComics
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