TBH I assumed the guy would instead develop a pain kink

I hope this man has no Nintento hardware or games. Otherwise princess Peach ain't safe no more.

Anon goes to /MLP/ and finds Applejack

Sounds like someone needs a cantaloupe and a microwave to me.

Most positively cursed thing i ever seen

Jim Levenstein origins story

Jerk off while snapping a rubber band.

Wow, and here I was thinking I’d never have a relevant place to link this video: Don’t Jerk Off To This

Hmm, very interesting