I love LotR, but when your significant other says they want to fuck, the answer is always "hell yeah!". It doesn't matter what you're doing, or how you feel. The answer is always "YES!". I told my wife that if my answer is ever "no", then she needs to smack me upside the head and suggest a psych evaluation.
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The movies are 4hrs long, you're not going to miss much in 8 seconds.
8 seconds? Damn champ what's your secret?
You can definitely do both!
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
Do it doggy style so we can both watch
X-FilesThe Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Special Extended EditionSo let's do it like we're bees under the light of the trees
yeah. came to say you don't have to stop watching something just because your having sex. get some food in there and you have the trifecta!
Look at ol multitasker over here, Mr Quad Core
I gotta time slice that shit.
I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue
I gave my wife a good wormtongue during that scene.
Helps you last longer
Can confirm
Why you knock back the ride if a Rohirrim was offering a mount?
So, more LOTR = more fuck?
In my mind it’s more like more fuck = less LOTR.
Why not do both at the same time? Very sensual during Aragorn's memory flashbacks and I'm sure you can imagine how things might go during Helm's Deep.
Blow it like they blew the outer ring wall 😏
Nah, I’m lighting the signal fires.
I love LotR, but when your significant other says they want to fuck, the answer is always "hell yeah!". It doesn't matter what you're doing, or how you feel. The answer is always "YES!". I told my wife that if my answer is ever "no", then she needs to smack me upside the head and suggest a psych evaluation.