Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands
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...I have never seen a more perfect use of this
I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn't disappointed!
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Carcinization strikes again
As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."
Why not Zoidberg?